{"id":195,"date":"2009-10-30T19:50:33","date_gmt":"2009-10-30T17:50:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.calvert.ch\/maurice\/?p=195"},"modified":"2020-10-15T08:59:48","modified_gmt":"2020-10-15T06:59:48","slug":"quip-of-the-year","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.calvert.ch\/maurice\/2009\/10\/30\/quip-of-the-year\/","title":{"rendered":"Quip of the year"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Very occasionally, one reads something on a forum that is truly excruciatingly funny.<\/p>\n<p>I found <a href=\"http:\/\/www.volconvo.com\/forums\/adult-topics\/27243-masturbation-2.html#post663220\">this<\/a> on<a href=\"http:\/\/www.volconvo.com\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.volconvo.com\/images\/sig_468.gif\" alt=\"Volconvo\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<div style=\"margin: 5px 20px 20px 20px;\">\n<table border=\"0\" width=\"100%\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"6\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; border: 1px solid #cef0f8;\" bgcolor=\"#f0fcff\">\n<div>Quote by:\u00a0<strong>Vee<\/strong><\/div>\n<div style=\"font-style: italic;\">How old were you when you first masturbated?About 42&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>What method did you use?<\/p>\n<p>The Heinrich Manouver, I think it was called. Didn&#8217;t work, though&#8230;<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Very occasionally, one reads something on a forum that is truly excruciatingly funny. I found this on Quote by:\u00a0Vee How old were you when you first masturbated?About 42&#8230; What method did you use? The Heinrich Manouver, I think it was <a href='https:\/\/www.calvert.ch\/maurice\/2009\/10\/30\/quip-of-the-year\/' class='excerpt-more'>[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-195","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humour","category-5-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-corners","fix"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.calvert.ch\/maurice\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/195","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.calvert.ch\/maurice\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.calvert.ch\/maurice\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.calvert.ch\/maurice\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.calvert.ch\/maurice\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=195"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.calvert.ch\/maurice\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/195\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1188,"href":"https:\/\/www.calvert.ch\/maurice\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/195\/revisions\/1188"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.calvert.ch\/maurice\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=195"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.calvert.ch\/maurice\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=195"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.calvert.ch\/maurice\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=195"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}